Adventures of Khoosee

A humorous peom was penned by One colleague Girish as a spoof on another colleague aftermath of team building offshore visit.
I have taken gist of that and without changing the setting or flow but adding new-few words which makes it refreshing twist on original and omitting out offensive details I present this purely work of imagination or fiction if our beloved (One & only) would make a trip and starts acting as usual:

(Isis the Love goddess)

At Cairo airport did Khoosee land,
And promptly broke into bhangra on the sand.
When he saw the opportunities abound ,
To celebrate, enjoy and make a lot of sound

Egyptians Didn’t know what socked their collective balls,
When they saw khoosee from across the hall
Frantically to Isis and all Egyptian Gods
They fretted, they cried and desperately made calls

But woe, oh woe those poor panicky souls
With Khoosee in midst they smashed their heads on the walls
Eventually the entire Cairo threw a collective fit
They quickly scanned for the emergency exit

And decided that it was in their best interest to run
For here's the biblical plague and flood rolled into one
Soon the Egyptians hatched a conspiracy,
To get rid of Khoosee and their misery.

The Egyptians used a technique of 4000 yrs old,
Whenever a harlequin bends down they were told,
It's bore that you have to then target,
Shove it up with all your might - and then forget

(Painful joker picture courtesy Ms Joshita Rawat)

And now runs Khoosee loose in the desert,
Without his red chaddi and without his shirt,