We are back in very good shape I would say…well almost perfect but than nobody is perfect….let us give a start with holloywood titles today.
The Good the Bad the ugly:
No debates on UGLY, urs truly qualifies for same after 51 hrs stint in 43 degree Celsius but for us GOOD and BAD are like seasons they change for sure, last year Bengani was good this time Malti passes the muster, this is life .
Silence of the Lambs :
You can decipher every kind of Goat variety on MANSI railhead and this is better picture than hogs loitering on DALKOLA station, feeding on our topnotch corn , the bovines must be feeling more than equal with their South Korean counterparts.
For a few dollars more:
Muzzafarpur police catches hold of our vehicle , searches it thoroughly, frisks our body, I muster courage to ask the reason prompt comes reply "…. Babu Naxalvadi prablam chal raha hai"…..i almost faint with all bollywood bihari police excesses coming to mind.
Gold finger :
I had mentioned BUM BUM YADAV, I met the guy at railhead he is eager to start relationship with .........., no ways we can do that but certainly appearances can be deceiving, with eau de cologne applied And smart trousers/shirt he looks easily new era businessman.
Heidi:
The title reminds you of Switzerland , who are real cheese guzzlers, and can have it three times a day… Our Biharis are not behind at all, you can have fried parwal in Breakfast , curried parwal in Lunch and both curried/Fried parwal in Dinner in between although yet to taste may be Parwal Pakodas can come…………………………...NOW IF YOU SHOW ME ANY MORE PARWAL I'LL ACTUALLY SHOOT MYSELF.
That's all from land of hardy/simple people.. Who were learning and trading when our north Indian ancestors still worshipped trees and wore leaf skirts.
Yours truly
Dinesh rawat
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