Teaser as prepared by me for our annual offsite(This time i did it fully)- Go Goa

Go...Go...Ahhhhhhhhh!! { Annual dog and the pony Charitable* show }

*Charitable as this is a lean season and we do help by filling up empty rooms of hotels

Dear Colleagues,

The time of the year when we pack the bag..to show six pack ab..in the pool! the time of the year when we groove showing our best move…very very cool!

We welcome you all…the beach capital of world( well Russian Mafia, Isreali cartels, American flower children and Bangaldeshi Maids does qualify it)

(I)
We promise no Poor Jokes :
What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sandwitch!
Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


But for sure dip for jokers like me who cannot swim
We will bathe you certainly even if not the Indian personal hygiene kind but for sure of below type

(II)

A singing we will do like Goans dude but within confines of hotel rooms:
(III)
We promise no off repeated Pirate themes..sorry Jack sparrow

But for sure the treasure hunt on roads of Panjim which are bit narrow









(IV)We will have certain International visitors(Below in not exact replica of visitors) …..so be at best of your behavior**! Bring out your Guccis, Versace also taste Champagne with caviar!

**Best of behavior defined
- If you play ‘Ghost-2’ at 3 am in morning and ring the guests bell……please do say ‘Sorry’ later on
- If Room door gets locked automatically and you are left outside..breaking door not acceptable, please bring a saw along and carefully cut out a portion and open the latch.
- While in corridor be silent..to learn more about it read ‘My experiments with silence ‘ by Piyush Mehrotra, the author’s ‘Silence of lambs: an operations journey’ is recently made into Hollywood blocbuster.
- If you to drown after drinking binge..do not do it in sea, we can be sued by environmentalist for intoxicating fishes.

(V)
We promise no Came Ride! a scooter we will drive along the beach which are wide!

(No animal was hurt during this photoshoot)
(V)
We promise no policing
But Mind you..big brother is watching!!!!!

( An attractive gift by Punjab police for identifying above imposter)



Come enjoy with us !!!!!!...20th -22nd September TAJ GOA

For Team Goa

Dinesh